Nine out of ten alchemists agree that every epidermis is a thirst trap unto itself — and that one guy never agrees with anyone! We’re here to quench that desire with our creamy, indulgently scented lotion formula, presented in BPAL’s traditional 4oz squeeze bottle.

Time to feed your skin something it actually craves: BPAL’s lotion is made with Water, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Stearic Acid, Emulsifying Wax, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Optiphen Plus, and scented with Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume oils.

As always, no animals were harmed during the creation of this product. Tested only on our ashy, scaly friends and family. Vegan and cruelty free!

Please exercise common sense when using our products: Do not eat the lotion, do not snort the lotion, do not moisturize your eyeballs, etc. 

If irritation occurs, discontinue use immediately. For external use only